Mustache Massacre

Tragedy! Scandal! The worst has happened. I was trimming away at my lovingly cultivated mustache when.... wait for it....I FUCKED IT UP!

Then I tried to fix it and things got worse.
Yes.
Worse.
There was facial hair everywhere! I tried to stop it, but it kept falling!
Finally I had to stop the molting, before my whole face was bare.

Now I face (pardon the pun) the ultimate dilemma. Do I eliminate all traces of the once glorious face broom, or do I sculpt to a tenable hold over while the rest grows back?

I'll let you decide.

Here be the tragic results, prepare yourselves. It's truly horrifying.



Don't ostracize me for my atrocity.